The Time Warp River Cruise Company​, on Jervis Bay, New South Wales, Australia.
www.wooden-boat-charter-australia.com.au​​​

Nothing is worse than feeling seasick, especially on a day intended to be a fun-filled holiday.

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Please note that it is statistically proven that females are more prone to seasickness than males, so Mum, please read what follows very carefully.

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Forget all the remedies, says Cap’n Dave.

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The only solution is to get you back on dry land (with your permission).

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So, the Time Warp policy is to put you ashore at the closest place available.

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We will not take you back to the original embarkation point, because that will ruin the cruise for everybody else.

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After we have dropped you off, with your mobile phone and the phone number for the local taxi service, the rest is up to you, and we will not provide any further support.

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Remember, you have given us permission to drop you on land, and no refund of any kind will be payable for this reason.